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offers further proof to never work for a set-up man/closer in Venezuela, I've known that for years
Week 9 Review;
No one can do it better
waiver wire info
A fairly injury free week. The playoff teams are proving themselves as are the true fantasy stars. The Panthers, Falcons and Hawks are the class of the NFC. With the Steelers and Colts atop the AFC. Shaun, LT and Edge are studs. Especially LT and Shaun, they are money in the bank. LT shitted on those who said he was slowing down. Steve Smith is on pace to account for over 44% of his teams passing offense, thats absurd. Erron Kinney is quietly a top TE, on pace for over 80 receptions, he's this years Eric Johnson. Antonio Gates is nasty as fuck, he's on pace for 96 catches and 1400 yards, oh yeah, 10 TDs too. Thats top wide out production. I'll say it again, he's the absolute top at his position in real and fantasy, name someone close. Little known Samkon Gado (Green Bay) comes out of litterally no where and produces modest totals against the steel curtain. LJ just proved that all Priest Holmes owners should own him as well. Those who don't have LJ deserve to lose. Matt Hassleback continues to produce fantasy wise without a number 1 reciever, and without hair on over 80% of his dome. And who could forget Duce Staely? coming out diesel in the second half against a tough Green Bay rush defense (for real). He's worthy of a look, but be aware that they have eleven other running backs. Randy Moss is a huge risk play at this point. He is a decoy. Porter and Jordan are the two plays out of Oakland for now. Moss is just like last year, slow to heal, and refusing to sit out and allow healing. Good luck if you have him, I did last year and he pulled the same injury and the same bullshit. Gear up for the playoffs yall. They are looming. You have about a month to prepare, but you need to make some trades when your players value is high. Look at schedules, determine if your player(s) will produce in those matchups, or target those players who will likely produce. Call said owner of this player and badger the shit out of him till he gives it up. Always play the martyr role, tell them how much they're getting, and how little they're giving. Prey on the weak my friends. I do. (later this week I'll put up info on un/favorabel fantasy playoff schedules)
TO's new job
So overall it was a calm week in fantasy football. It was however a huge final week in the absolute fucking circus of TO. This situation extends way beyond it's fantasy implications. Terrell helped bring down a half a decades work. It's obvious that the Eagles have issues beyond TO's breadth, but his affect on the chemistry and focus of the team can not be over looked. Reid must be looked at too for answers; Why did Reid and Banner let Simon walk? he was the 6th overall pick in 2000, he is obviously a sought after talent in this league, and he walks for free. The tactics of this front office will come back to haunt them. You must be frugal, agreed. But why punish Simon and give him little to no time to settle? he's lucky that the Colts had such space. But in terms of Terrell; There was no other option left for Reid. But you have to ask yourself who created this situation? Who drafted Freddy Mitchell 10 picks earlier than Chad Johnson in 2001? think about that one. Who brought in this malcontent dick and expected him to reform (when Darrell Jackson was available at half the money)? Terrell Owens deserves much of the blame here. He is a grown man and a professional at the highest level of sport. But he is not alone. It never had to come to this. He went too far this offseason. The tough love shit came too late. What is so sad is that we as Philly and even NFL fans were able to see how potent 5 and 81 were on the field. When 5 dropped back, you could only imagine how open TO would be, you were disappointed when they didnt get a TD. You began to expect excellence. It's like giving a pakastani kid a kit kat and the simpsons for a few hours then beating him and sending him back to jerk off goats. I'd rather have never had it. It's like busting your nut in 91 seconds with that really hot girl in high school who happens to be your friends cousin (RBJ), and never getting a second turn. We witnessed 20 games played and 19Tds, nearly 2000 yards, thats sick. Fantasy wise TO was the #2 wr outside of Steve Smith. He put up prolific numbers constantly. He was so good. And it's all over now. Scramble to pick up Reggie Brown. In any good league he's gone by now. I have TO in one league, I offered him to the league for some tropical skittles and a free membership to my friends imaginary sex club. No takers. Not even skittles, the shitty green ones included. Terrell Owens will go down as the most hated man in Philly. Mitch Williams would send him flowers if he could afford too. Another sad week in Philly.
A side note; for as shitty as the birds have been all year. The Pats look like shit too. I know they've had majory injuries, but I look at TO as a major injury too. No one nationally calls attention to this. True, those bastards have mega jewelry to shut you up, but looking just at this season the Pats are 4-4 as well, and their defense looks like shit too. Just bringing that up.
The Birds really have shit on us this year
We as Philly fans truly believe we are cursed. The early 80's were our heyday. When Doc soared and Micheal Jack was secretly hated for being a star. Even the Eagles were good. Fuck that. Philly's heyday was the late 1700's. Shit's being going down hill in this town for 200+ years. A celebrity sighting these days is John Balaris or Glenn Hurricane Shitpants eating a hoagie. Back then it was the original George Dub macking sluts at the pub. So put it in perspective. We blew our load. It must have been fun. We used to be the shit. Now we are an NYC backlot were producers save money on permits. I love Philly. I don't mean to talk shit on it. It's being developed more and that's great, but fuck that sideways, just gimme something to talk shit about. A guy in an airport in Charlotte can look down at me sports wise. A ruffie dispensing tool in Tampa can tell me to eat nuts and I can't say much back. I just can't accept this losing anymore. It's not even hardcore you suck losing. It's semi competitive tease you with contention losing. It's winning game one in the NBA finals and proceeding to take it in the jaw at home. It's closing the Vet with Ronde Barber's gay dance. It's having the most prolific passing tandem next to Marvin and Manning and watching it implode. It's Philly yall. I have this sick drop of hope in me that tells me we will get it done one day. Maybe we will. Just not the Flyers, please. I mean fuck, I'll probably even go to that parade just because. Fuck you sports gods, eat diseased bull dick.
See Ken's not gay, he tips jacksons, a gay dude tips ones, not that i would know that or anything
A full week 10 preview is going up partially tonight, and in full tomorrow, along with an expose of the gay pirate look that several wideout strive for in the league
offers further proof to never work for a set-up man/closer in Venezuela, I've known that for years
Week 9 Review;
No one can do it better
waiver wire info
A fairly injury free week. The playoff teams are proving themselves as are the true fantasy stars. The Panthers, Falcons and Hawks are the class of the NFC. With the Steelers and Colts atop the AFC. Shaun, LT and Edge are studs. Especially LT and Shaun, they are money in the bank. LT shitted on those who said he was slowing down. Steve Smith is on pace to account for over 44% of his teams passing offense, thats absurd. Erron Kinney is quietly a top TE, on pace for over 80 receptions, he's this years Eric Johnson. Antonio Gates is nasty as fuck, he's on pace for 96 catches and 1400 yards, oh yeah, 10 TDs too. Thats top wide out production. I'll say it again, he's the absolute top at his position in real and fantasy, name someone close. Little known Samkon Gado (Green Bay) comes out of litterally no where and produces modest totals against the steel curtain. LJ just proved that all Priest Holmes owners should own him as well. Those who don't have LJ deserve to lose. Matt Hassleback continues to produce fantasy wise without a number 1 reciever, and without hair on over 80% of his dome. And who could forget Duce Staely? coming out diesel in the second half against a tough Green Bay rush defense (for real). He's worthy of a look, but be aware that they have eleven other running backs. Randy Moss is a huge risk play at this point. He is a decoy. Porter and Jordan are the two plays out of Oakland for now. Moss is just like last year, slow to heal, and refusing to sit out and allow healing. Good luck if you have him, I did last year and he pulled the same injury and the same bullshit. Gear up for the playoffs yall. They are looming. You have about a month to prepare, but you need to make some trades when your players value is high. Look at schedules, determine if your player(s) will produce in those matchups, or target those players who will likely produce. Call said owner of this player and badger the shit out of him till he gives it up. Always play the martyr role, tell them how much they're getting, and how little they're giving. Prey on the weak my friends. I do. (later this week I'll put up info on un/favorabel fantasy playoff schedules)
TO's new job
So overall it was a calm week in fantasy football. It was however a huge final week in the absolute fucking circus of TO. This situation extends way beyond it's fantasy implications. Terrell helped bring down a half a decades work. It's obvious that the Eagles have issues beyond TO's breadth, but his affect on the chemistry and focus of the team can not be over looked. Reid must be looked at too for answers; Why did Reid and Banner let Simon walk? he was the 6th overall pick in 2000, he is obviously a sought after talent in this league, and he walks for free. The tactics of this front office will come back to haunt them. You must be frugal, agreed. But why punish Simon and give him little to no time to settle? he's lucky that the Colts had such space. But in terms of Terrell; There was no other option left for Reid. But you have to ask yourself who created this situation? Who drafted Freddy Mitchell 10 picks earlier than Chad Johnson in 2001? think about that one. Who brought in this malcontent dick and expected him to reform (when Darrell Jackson was available at half the money)? Terrell Owens deserves much of the blame here. He is a grown man and a professional at the highest level of sport. But he is not alone. It never had to come to this. He went too far this offseason. The tough love shit came too late. What is so sad is that we as Philly and even NFL fans were able to see how potent 5 and 81 were on the field. When 5 dropped back, you could only imagine how open TO would be, you were disappointed when they didnt get a TD. You began to expect excellence. It's like giving a pakastani kid a kit kat and the simpsons for a few hours then beating him and sending him back to jerk off goats. I'd rather have never had it. It's like busting your nut in 91 seconds with that really hot girl in high school who happens to be your friends cousin (RBJ), and never getting a second turn. We witnessed 20 games played and 19Tds, nearly 2000 yards, thats sick. Fantasy wise TO was the #2 wr outside of Steve Smith. He put up prolific numbers constantly. He was so good. And it's all over now. Scramble to pick up Reggie Brown. In any good league he's gone by now. I have TO in one league, I offered him to the league for some tropical skittles and a free membership to my friends imaginary sex club. No takers. Not even skittles, the shitty green ones included. Terrell Owens will go down as the most hated man in Philly. Mitch Williams would send him flowers if he could afford too. Another sad week in Philly.
A side note; for as shitty as the birds have been all year. The Pats look like shit too. I know they've had majory injuries, but I look at TO as a major injury too. No one nationally calls attention to this. True, those bastards have mega jewelry to shut you up, but looking just at this season the Pats are 4-4 as well, and their defense looks like shit too. Just bringing that up.
The Birds really have shit on us this year
We as Philly fans truly believe we are cursed. The early 80's were our heyday. When Doc soared and Micheal Jack was secretly hated for being a star. Even the Eagles were good. Fuck that. Philly's heyday was the late 1700's. Shit's being going down hill in this town for 200+ years. A celebrity sighting these days is John Balaris or Glenn Hurricane Shitpants eating a hoagie. Back then it was the original George Dub macking sluts at the pub. So put it in perspective. We blew our load. It must have been fun. We used to be the shit. Now we are an NYC backlot were producers save money on permits. I love Philly. I don't mean to talk shit on it. It's being developed more and that's great, but fuck that sideways, just gimme something to talk shit about. A guy in an airport in Charlotte can look down at me sports wise. A ruffie dispensing tool in Tampa can tell me to eat nuts and I can't say much back. I just can't accept this losing anymore. It's not even hardcore you suck losing. It's semi competitive tease you with contention losing. It's winning game one in the NBA finals and proceeding to take it in the jaw at home. It's closing the Vet with Ronde Barber's gay dance. It's having the most prolific passing tandem next to Marvin and Manning and watching it implode. It's Philly yall. I have this sick drop of hope in me that tells me we will get it done one day. Maybe we will. Just not the Flyers, please. I mean fuck, I'll probably even go to that parade just because. Fuck you sports gods, eat diseased bull dick.
See Ken's not gay, he tips jacksons, a gay dude tips ones, not that i would know that or anything
A full week 10 preview is going up partially tonight, and in full tomorrow, along with an expose of the gay pirate look that several wideout strive for in the league
