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Monday, November 21, 2005 

Week 11 Review;

(This week you can expect a full preview of week 12/ and a sleeper/bust run down)

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With only two weeks left in the fantasy regular season (depending on your league) things are heating up. You are either jockeying for position or fighting to get in. If your one of those sad losers who has no playoff hopes try your hardest to fuck your friends over. Nothing beats winning. In one league I lost and had the second highest point total by far. That kind of shit happens. But I feel ok about it because I played my best team. You want to get the most out of your team each week. Too often people scrutinize over who to play. Stick with your gut, and stick with the facts. Check the match-ups and check the player's history against that team. Most often there is an indication of who to go with based on the research. Most importantly stick with your studs. They will fuck you once in a while, but you'll be super nut salty if you sit a star for a goon with a great match-up.

This week the stars dominated. No real out of no where Gado type shit this week. Here are the big stories from week 11;


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  • Drew Brees is the bol, you gotta love him, 4TDs. He has a shit mark on his face and he still dominates professional football, astounding character. He has officially forced the Chargers to trade Rivers, how can you explain letting him go to the fans? (and to Gates)
  • In other Chargers news, Gates left the game in the 3rd with an ankle injury, after tests on monday, Gates is listed as day to day. He says he feels like he'll play next week, all Gates owners can put down the gun.
  • Mike Anderson is a stud, with Bell nursing a chest bruise on the sidelines sunday, Mike had 3Tds and ran well. He is the clear start between the two now.
  • Larry Johnson is in the same class with Edge fantasy wise, maybe even above him at this point. I would never sit him, only LT and Shaun(who by the way is on his way to the most TDs ever) are better for the rest of the year.
  • Don't expect Leftwhich to get you 4 Tds again. He is a very good young QB, and will be a solid fantasy play with his match ups, but dont go overboard. He is still outside of the top 5 by a good margin.
  • Steve Smith is an animal, no TD? fine fuck you I'll catch 14 passes, thats incredible.
  • Chad backed up his shit talking, and proposed to a cheerleader, he's the man. Here's a cool Peter King article about him and TO.
  • Eli kept up with Peyton this week, no one could have expected Eli to mature this much.
  • Galloway had no catches, what an ass clown, I know he's been a top wr so far, but what true #1 reciever gets shut out like that?
  • Chris Brown has been productive lately, staving off Henry all together. He is a solid #2 at this point. But he also runs like Michael Johnson, too upright. If he doesent learn to get his pads down he'll never make it.
  • Larry and Boldin both produced, thats like the 3rd game that they have both been top fantasy players in the same game. They are the best 1 and 2 in football. I really believe that. I like both of them more than Wayne so who is better?
  • With little talk, Vick has been very sharp recently. He put up 298 on high % this week, he's actually getting better. Atlanta isn't a great team, but I wouldn't be surprised if they make the super bowl.
  • Droughns is now a weekly play, he always had the yards, now he's adding the TDs.
  • Grab Braylon Edwards now if he's available, he is gonna shit on the second half. He is uber talented and is now the focus of the passing game.

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I promise to all you goons and nerds a full preview this week, along with booby pics and animals fucking. Peace