Week 8 Review;
Daunte has lots of time to BBQ now
Back from Bermuda bitches, let's talk football fuckers. Another major injury, albeit to the single most dissapointing player in fantasy; Daunte. He's done, for a whole calendar year atleast. We won't see him untill next november at the earliest. He tore his PCL, ACL and MCL, thats disguisting. Homeboys knee is spaghetti. Stick a fork in him fantasy wise till 07 possibly. That hurts. A promising rook in Chicago Mark Bradley done ripped his ACL out too. I swear this is the most ACL tears I've ever heard of in a season. You just need to look for that poor assholes back up or look to recover through trade or free agent luck.
This is Bermuda, I'm the guy with the keys in his hand
The Eagles and Redskins got blown off the field on Sunday. The Bronco's relented for a while, but were able to stink finger the Birds overall. The Skins are not a playoff team. They're competitive and have a solid defense, but they can not contend in a surprisingly tough NFC east. The AFC west is improving and starting to take form. The Chargers and Broncos are playoff teams, the Raiders and Chiefs will finish strong. The NFC north is the abolute basement of pro football. The playoff team out of their will be 8-8. Thats sad. The NFC south is diesel, with the Panthers playing well again and the Falcons as the best team in the NFC so far. The Bucs are a fraud and can't keep up, and the Saints are the Saints no matter what inspires them. The AFC south is the Colts and Jags only. The AFC east is the Pats to lose, with no other team a real threat to their perch. The AFC north is a solid division at the top, with the Steelers the top team in the AFC in my opinion, and the Bengals looking to make a wild card run. Finally the NFC west is a mutt race, whatever team does come out; either Seattle or St Louis, expect them to lose in the first round.
The Bears don't nessessarily blow, but their division does
Notes from Week 8;
The Preview will be up tonight and tomorrow in segments. Deez N U Ts
Daunte has lots of time to BBQ now
Back from Bermuda bitches, let's talk football fuckers. Another major injury, albeit to the single most dissapointing player in fantasy; Daunte. He's done, for a whole calendar year atleast. We won't see him untill next november at the earliest. He tore his PCL, ACL and MCL, thats disguisting. Homeboys knee is spaghetti. Stick a fork in him fantasy wise till 07 possibly. That hurts. A promising rook in Chicago Mark Bradley done ripped his ACL out too. I swear this is the most ACL tears I've ever heard of in a season. You just need to look for that poor assholes back up or look to recover through trade or free agent luck.
This is Bermuda, I'm the guy with the keys in his hand
The Eagles and Redskins got blown off the field on Sunday. The Bronco's relented for a while, but were able to stink finger the Birds overall. The Skins are not a playoff team. They're competitive and have a solid defense, but they can not contend in a surprisingly tough NFC east. The AFC west is improving and starting to take form. The Chargers and Broncos are playoff teams, the Raiders and Chiefs will finish strong. The NFC north is the abolute basement of pro football. The playoff team out of their will be 8-8. Thats sad. The NFC south is diesel, with the Panthers playing well again and the Falcons as the best team in the NFC so far. The Bucs are a fraud and can't keep up, and the Saints are the Saints no matter what inspires them. The AFC south is the Colts and Jags only. The AFC east is the Pats to lose, with no other team a real threat to their perch. The AFC north is a solid division at the top, with the Steelers the top team in the AFC in my opinion, and the Bengals looking to make a wild card run. Finally the NFC west is a mutt race, whatever team does come out; either Seattle or St Louis, expect them to lose in the first round.
The Bears don't nessessarily blow, but their division does
Notes from Week 8;
- Gates asserted himself as the no doubt top tight end for years to come. He is the clearest number 1 at his position in fantasy. Who else is so much better than their peers?
- Steven Jackson is the 5th best RB in fantasy. The Rams now run the ball to win. I know Holt and Bruce and Bulger all return soon. But the Rams would be morons to pull back on such a great ground game. I see him continuing his production.
- Tiki looked great going for 200 on a tough running defense. He's a #1 RB again.
- Big Ben and Eli look very good for a long time coming, especially Ben, he just doesen't fuck up much. Philip Rivers makes a mean protein milkshake by the way.
- Ronnie Brown is the best rookie running back, he's been healthy and productive all year, no one else will be near his numbers.
- Heath Miller is a TD monster, he is on pace for 14. He'll get 10 and be rookie of the year.
- The Giants defense is among the best in fantasy, they've done it all year in nearly every stat category.
- Lamont Jordan is now a superstar in fantasy, he's going to finish in the top three.
- Joey Galloway and Kevin Cutis are both top 15 wr's for the whole season, thats a major surprise.
The Preview will be up tonight and tomorrow in segments. Deez N U Ts
