NBA Playoffs Round 2 Post tonight(tuesday), plus some baseball talk(don't be scurred)
Completely unrelated bullshit;
They've captured Aqua man, and will begin the anal assault shortly
I'm sure the blog/nerd/loser world has already produced a few thousand "articles" dissecting the David Blaine special from last night. Regardless I needed to say something. In a complete waste of three blunts I sat through the 2 hour build up only to see a man fail miserably. I could have downloaded 20 gigs of ass gaping porn, or worked on my international philosophies with a concentration on small Asian women, instead I watched a dude miss a world record by a few minutes (I can watch the special olympics dvd for that). Of course it helps that that googly eyed loser fuck Stuart Scott shat in my ear for most of the night (get some fucking eye drops homey, it's 2006 and you make bank, focus on the eyes, not the mayonnaise covered ghetto speak, "Blaine is mad prepared with crazy skills".) I actually like Blaine though; he's weird, ugly and fucks models, so it gives all of you hope. He's also pretty dope with the actual magic shit. I'd rather watch him pull bitch's molars out and confuse prisoners (those cats will try to bend those bars as long as they live, or as long as they are in jail, essentially the same thing) than sit in a water bowl for a week. Let's get realistic here about the stunt, not eating for a week is accomplished all the time in Africa and Los Angeles and no one gets props for it, simply put starving is not magic. Eating McDonalds for 30 days is more magical than peeing in a bowl all week.
Blaine looks just like the shoe bomber cat, maybe that's his greatest trick (what a silly fucking hat)
Stuart Scott kept saying don't try this at home, no shit you detached cornea having motherfucker I doubt many people have a 2000 gallon ionized bowl hanging around to fuck with complete with leg shackles and trained aqua medics. I actually appreciate shit Americana TV like any lazy fuck no perspective havin fat white American asshole does, Wife Swap is on season pass yo, but this was so fucking anti climactic it made my ass pucker. Dude got out of the water crying and shit, like he didn't just waste two hours of prime time action, fuck him! He got paid to lose; like a Philadelphia pro athlete. He gets 3 mil and we get a near dead half Indian magician telling me he loves my support. I don't support you Dave, Houdini would have died for a 2 hour special, like actually have died. Show some fucking commitment dude, follow through. The record is 8:58 shit head, no returns or exchanges. Evel Knievel didn't almost jump a gorge; dude followed through and broke his spine for your time and money. You owe me ten minutes with one of your emaciated model girlfriends Dave, or at least throw up blood or have a seizure or something; crying and professing your love for your fans don't cut it round here. You’re cool so stop fucking up. Completely off the subject but I had to air it out.
Completely unrelated bullshit;
They've captured Aqua man, and will begin the anal assault shortly
I'm sure the blog/nerd/loser world has already produced a few thousand "articles" dissecting the David Blaine special from last night. Regardless I needed to say something. In a complete waste of three blunts I sat through the 2 hour build up only to see a man fail miserably. I could have downloaded 20 gigs of ass gaping porn, or worked on my international philosophies with a concentration on small Asian women, instead I watched a dude miss a world record by a few minutes (I can watch the special olympics dvd for that). Of course it helps that that googly eyed loser fuck Stuart Scott shat in my ear for most of the night (get some fucking eye drops homey, it's 2006 and you make bank, focus on the eyes, not the mayonnaise covered ghetto speak, "Blaine is mad prepared with crazy skills".) I actually like Blaine though; he's weird, ugly and fucks models, so it gives all of you hope. He's also pretty dope with the actual magic shit. I'd rather watch him pull bitch's molars out and confuse prisoners (those cats will try to bend those bars as long as they live, or as long as they are in jail, essentially the same thing) than sit in a water bowl for a week. Let's get realistic here about the stunt, not eating for a week is accomplished all the time in Africa and Los Angeles and no one gets props for it, simply put starving is not magic. Eating McDonalds for 30 days is more magical than peeing in a bowl all week.
Blaine looks just like the shoe bomber cat, maybe that's his greatest trick (what a silly fucking hat)
Stuart Scott kept saying don't try this at home, no shit you detached cornea having motherfucker I doubt many people have a 2000 gallon ionized bowl hanging around to fuck with complete with leg shackles and trained aqua medics. I actually appreciate shit Americana TV like any lazy fuck no perspective havin fat white American asshole does, Wife Swap is on season pass yo, but this was so fucking anti climactic it made my ass pucker. Dude got out of the water crying and shit, like he didn't just waste two hours of prime time action, fuck him! He got paid to lose; like a Philadelphia pro athlete. He gets 3 mil and we get a near dead half Indian magician telling me he loves my support. I don't support you Dave, Houdini would have died for a 2 hour special, like actually have died. Show some fucking commitment dude, follow through. The record is 8:58 shit head, no returns or exchanges. Evel Knievel didn't almost jump a gorge; dude followed through and broke his spine for your time and money. You owe me ten minutes with one of your emaciated model girlfriends Dave, or at least throw up blood or have a seizure or something; crying and professing your love for your fans don't cut it round here. You’re cool so stop fucking up. Completely off the subject but I had to air it out.
Blane is a loser.. His street magic was cool but this shit is retarted. It's not magic, it's more like torturing yourself on tv and making millions of people watch. It's the same thing everytime too. Standing on a poll for 3 days, freezing yourself for a week etc.. Anyone would and could do that shit with a 3 million dollar incentive and a year to train/practice.
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