April 2, 2006 1:31 AM
Been a long time, I shouldn't have left you. . . Hello Goons. After a long hiatus Fantasy Dork Central is back. I plan to write several times a week about fantasy sports. Focusing primarily on Football and Basketball with some Baseball thrown in. Fantasy hockey is on my Canadian site heyhoser.org. In any case I hope you cats enjoy the return and feel free to comment and I'll pretend like I value your clown shoe opinions. Let me explain some things first.
A very long and very appropriate quote from che griffin; "You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a...You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus."
So I've been thinking more and more lately about the sports world and writing about it. I've always spent obscene amounts of time reading and researching sports, even before I was sucked into fantasy. This shit is cultish y’all. (And fuck I hate that it’s called fantasy, there are no tits/steaks/ferarris so I don’t get the fantasy part). Anyway, I can consume sports all day, the stats, stories and games. Sports and particularly fantasy sports has become a singularly consuming hobby for me and I assume many other 20 something men. I recently joined my first fantasy baseball league, which to those who haven't played is the geekiest of all fantasy games. But I already find myself evaluating the impact of middle relief on my WHIP (check this out if you’re a baseball geek) and watching the wire for closers. Don't be afraid of the effects of this behavior. Celebrate it, its wildly dorky and anti-social shit that you'll learn to love. You see, fantasy sports are a perfect way to push everything away, especially women and their needs. Just start talking about TD vulture Brandon Jacobs and his influence on the draft value of Tiki to your girlfriend and she'll go back to reading that article on how to know if your boyfriend is cheating on her in Glamslut or Vapid or whatever cunt sauce magazines they read. Use the power of boring sports bullshit to free yourself. Stare blankly at espn insider and grow a little each day.
Bad Boys II was full of lies, it actually hurts real bad when this happens
You see, I am or was or maybe am on the way to going to dental school. Fixing jacked up grills is in my family and it seems like a good lifestyle and all. Just ask Paul Weezy. But now I realize that I want to follow something I know I will love and thrive at. I actually want to write about sports and fantasy sports as a career. You see, after playing pinball with my Dad's Tahoe (above pic) on the highway I broke my neck and fucked up my foot something husky a few months back. This has left me with mad time and given me a chance to think about what it is I want to do. Too often people do what they think is right and what seems like the smart thing to do. I'd rather take this risk. I mean, sheeiiit, I almost died and my porn files weren’t properly hidden. My loved ones would realize with a quick scroll into my history that I spent my final days reading about Ginobli's ankle sprain and Tera Patrick's birth canal.
It all started at a casting call in cincinatti. . .
It's time to commit to fantasy dorkdom. Hopefully some of you stick around and let me know what you think and help me improve. I'll start off with some NFL updates since a ton of movement has occurred in the 3 months I've been off this site. Fucking TO. Expect the pics and jokes to continue, and tell someone about it if you like this shit.
Giggity Goo is right Glen, Giggity Goo
Been a long time, I shouldn't have left you. . . Hello Goons. After a long hiatus Fantasy Dork Central is back. I plan to write several times a week about fantasy sports. Focusing primarily on Football and Basketball with some Baseball thrown in. Fantasy hockey is on my Canadian site heyhoser.org. In any case I hope you cats enjoy the return and feel free to comment and I'll pretend like I value your clown shoe opinions. Let me explain some things first.
A very long and very appropriate quote from che griffin; "You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a...You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus."
So I've been thinking more and more lately about the sports world and writing about it. I've always spent obscene amounts of time reading and researching sports, even before I was sucked into fantasy. This shit is cultish y’all. (And fuck I hate that it’s called fantasy, there are no tits/steaks/ferarris so I don’t get the fantasy part). Anyway, I can consume sports all day, the stats, stories and games. Sports and particularly fantasy sports has become a singularly consuming hobby for me and I assume many other 20 something men. I recently joined my first fantasy baseball league, which to those who haven't played is the geekiest of all fantasy games. But I already find myself evaluating the impact of middle relief on my WHIP (check this out if you’re a baseball geek) and watching the wire for closers. Don't be afraid of the effects of this behavior. Celebrate it, its wildly dorky and anti-social shit that you'll learn to love. You see, fantasy sports are a perfect way to push everything away, especially women and their needs. Just start talking about TD vulture Brandon Jacobs and his influence on the draft value of Tiki to your girlfriend and she'll go back to reading that article on how to know if your boyfriend is cheating on her in Glamslut or Vapid or whatever cunt sauce magazines they read. Use the power of boring sports bullshit to free yourself. Stare blankly at espn insider and grow a little each day.
Bad Boys II was full of lies, it actually hurts real bad when this happens
You see, I am or was or maybe am on the way to going to dental school. Fixing jacked up grills is in my family and it seems like a good lifestyle and all. Just ask Paul Weezy. But now I realize that I want to follow something I know I will love and thrive at. I actually want to write about sports and fantasy sports as a career. You see, after playing pinball with my Dad's Tahoe (above pic) on the highway I broke my neck and fucked up my foot something husky a few months back. This has left me with mad time and given me a chance to think about what it is I want to do. Too often people do what they think is right and what seems like the smart thing to do. I'd rather take this risk. I mean, sheeiiit, I almost died and my porn files weren’t properly hidden. My loved ones would realize with a quick scroll into my history that I spent my final days reading about Ginobli's ankle sprain and Tera Patrick's birth canal.
It all started at a casting call in cincinatti. . .
It's time to commit to fantasy dorkdom. Hopefully some of you stick around and let me know what you think and help me improve. I'll start off with some NFL updates since a ton of movement has occurred in the 3 months I've been off this site. Fucking TO. Expect the pics and jokes to continue, and tell someone about it if you like this shit.
Giggity Goo is right Glen, Giggity Goo
"Homeboy's dome blew out the meat wallet" - the funniest line i have ever read
Posted by
Anonymous |
11:48 AM
more pictures of hot chick like this one, especially from those euro magazines like loaded and front.
Posted by
andy |
4:53 PM