Week 10 Preview; last week on byes; SD, Cin, Ten, NO
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its a cool story, but major dissapointment when you see them
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Denver at Oakland;
The Broncos come off of a bye looking to take control of the division. With the Chiefs and Chargers right behind them, a win in Oakland is a must. Two months ago that would be easy. Turner began the year going deep often and giving Jordan minimal touches. Not one win. When Lamont gets the ball 20 times the team is undefeated. Much like the Rams are learning, the Raiders now realize that a power back opens up the game. With all the hype focused on Moss, it's Jordan who has emerged as the engine of the Raiders attack. He is a versatile and explosive back. He has never had less than 4 catches in a game and is on pace for 80 receptions. Moss on the other hand has no more than 5 catches in any single game. Even when healthy Moss remains a deep threat first. He is not a complete reciever in every sense. The Raiders need to address the QB situation for long term success. I wouldnt be surprised if they go after one of the Charger's boys or trade up in the draft. Collins is a (former) lush with no long term promise. With all that talent on offense, a QB down the road would be nice. The defense is a complete mess. With the exception of Burgess, their line and secondary is suspect. The Broncos have established a solid defensive scheme. They have athletic ends and an elite LB core. If anything it's the touted secondary that fails them. I like the Broncos this year. They have depth on offense with no one real star. Plummer isn't beating teams (except philly) himself anymore, he is managing victories. The Broncos will win in a hotly contested shoot out.
Good Plays; I like Plummer and Collins in this one, both should see 2 TDs, it's hard to say who I'd start between Mike Anderson and Bell, start em both; they are both top 12-15 backs, Jordan is a no brainer here. Porter has really surprised, he is the best play in this passing offense, Moss however is gimpy, but you must have invested heavily in him, so you must play him if he's a go, just dont expect more than decoy numbers. No tight end here is consistant, I like Rod Smith here for good totals. But Lelie could be the one with a super long TD. Sit both defenses, and play both kickers.
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NYJ at Carolina;
The Jets are a tough team. They play hard despite major injury. I think Edwards is done though. His offense is unimaginative even when healthy. They traded a high second round pick for Doug Jolley. Good move boys. They have a scarcity of young talent on offense. In my opinion it's rebuild time. Give up on Chad and you'll need to scout Martin's replacement soon. Pay Vilma and Ellis/Abraham and stock up on o-line in the draft. In two years they could be a playoff team. Edwards has them playing tough, but there is a very real limit on this teams potential, regardless of injury. Carolina is on the other side of the spectrum. John Fox's teams always play hard. But they also have potent talent on both sides and a very real vertical passing attack. Can you imagine this years team with Mushin? It would be the top fantasy offense. The defense is diesel after a slow start. They are begining to recover from the major loss of Jenkins. The Panthers and Falcons are the class of the NFC. The Panthers will kill whoever quarterbacks for the Jets, look for a pig raping in this one.
Good plays; Curtis Martin and Coles are the only plays, marginal, but play them. Davis is a TD machine, start him for sure. Delhomme may not go off here, but Smith is a safe bet, even with Ty on him. Play the Panthers defense for sure, and play both kickers.
what the fuck you thinks gonna happen? their spleens are gonna be ruptured in bout 5 minutes
New England at Miami;
The Pats need to win. You don't hear that often. But it's true. They are 4-4 just like the Birds are. It's not nearly as tough of a road as the Eagles have though. The AFC east is super weak. The Pats can easily make the playoffs this year. That being said they need to take care of a feisty Fins squad. Sabin will have this team winning very soon. But he needs a QB to take them there. This will be a very physical game, but the Dolphins can't keep up with Brady's arm. This will be a fairly easy win for the champs. Even though the Dolphins can run well with their tandem, they can't overcome their passing game's weakness.
Good Plays; Brady went off on the Colts, he will be solid here too, good for 250 and a pair, I like Branch, hes on pace for a very solid year, play him as your #2 even. Ricky is hurting Brown's value, but I really like Brown this week, the Pats give up numbers. McMichael has been average at best since his torrid start, play him though, he can get open against this LB core. Play the Pats defense, not for totals, but for turnovers and sacks. Corey is a play, since Pass is hurt and the Fins were gashed last week by Dunn. Play both kickers, and sit the Fins defense.
Cleveland at Pitt;
Get ready for some ugly football. Lots of running and hitting. Batch and Dilfer are'nt exactly top guns, never were. But both teams have tough running games to look to. Only difference is that the Steelers boast a mean veteran defense that can contain Droughns. Duce on the other hand, will have all day to run against an improving but suspect Browns defense. Romeo needs two more drafts to have his defense readt to contend. For now it seems that the Browns are content to compete in many games, and lose many as well. The Steelers are too smart and tough to lose this game. It all proves how important that Ben guy really is to his team. The Stillers win in a semi close game.
Good plays; Batch generally ruins the passing game, although I do see Ward producing nice numbers in this game. Batch kills Millers value, play him if you must. Start Duce if you added him, he's a great play this week. Play the Steel defense and play both kickers. Play Droughns if you must, and look for Braylon and Bryant to play well, but in general sit the Browns.
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Bmore at Jax;
Both teams boast physical mean defenses. Both rely heavily on their running game and special teams. The difference with these teams being success. Jacksonville plays stout agressive defense, utilizing its super talented tackles and their superb pass defense. Leftwitch is a very solid pocket QB, and their passing game will mature as their young recievers develop. For now though the team must rely on Greg Jones to move the ball, with Freddy "doubtful" Taylor out with an ankle injury. No matter what Del Rio has this team going in the right direction. Billick on the other hand is a clown shoe. Void of humility and class, he continues to display his anemic offense every week. Jamal Lewis looks 32, not 25. Chester Taylor should get some love pretty soon, since he can produce when given the oppurtunity. Billick is loyal to his players, thats great, but your players suck coach. Kyle Boller has never produced, draft/trade whatever, get a new QB dick. The team made serious financial commitments this offseason to it's passing game. None of that has helped. The defense is suspect now as well. Atleast their issues are due to the injuries of Reed and Lewis, elite players. This will be a very close game. I like the Jags in a kickers battle.
Good Plays; wow, there are not many fantasy stand outs here, play both defenses, Jax especially. Play Mason and Smith, both are talented but are limited by their offense's focus, Wilford is an acceptable plug in player, Lefty likes him. Sit Byron though. Play Greg Jones, and if you must, play Jamal. Heap should get looks, but again he's limited by his QB play. Play both kickers.
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San Fran at Chicago;
The Bears are a solid team. They play old school football. Hit the shit out of you, and run the ball down your throat. It generally works for them. San Fran has actually been a tougher team than many expected. Mike Nolan is the reason for that success. He has his young defense playing tough. Their offense is kaka poopy, but that defense and special teams has kept them in several games. That being said the Bears will donkey fuck this fools. Too much defense to handle. The Chicago defense is among, if not is the best defense in the league. Urlacher may get defensive player of the year. If Orton or Grossman ever develops into a solid starter this team can go far.
Good Plays; play Benson if Jones cant go, Muhammed is now a #3 in fantasy, sit all Niners, really, if you have them on your team your a moron anyway. Barlow isnt complete dogshit, but he's pretty close, he's a bust though in real football. Play both defenses, really, play the Niners if your in a bind, they are a good group.
St.Louis at Seattle;
The Rams are a better team without Martz. His best show on turf bullshit is over. The league adjusts to offenses. Look at the Colts for example, they had to alter their look to be a great team. The Rams invested wisely in Steven Jackson, he's a beast. I hope they realize that he's a major reason in how they win. The run game keeps their undersized defense fresh, allowing them to make the big plays they are known for. So while Martz yells at his wife and clutches his chest every time he sees Jackson run, the Rams are actually playing balanced football. I also hope the return of Bulger, Holt and Bruce doesen't change this reality. It is possible to utilize both parts of your offense. Seattle is a perfect example. Hassleback has a lot of yards, and a reasonable scoring output. Shaun is a monster, and will not be stopped or contained. This game is for the division. If Seattle wins, they have a big lead and a very favorable schedule to play out. The Rams know this. In a close game, I actually like the Rams. Thats crazy, since Seattle plays so well at home, but I like the Rams new look.
Good plays; Play Matt and Marc, they will play well, play Steven and Shaun, they are top 5 backs. Play Holt and Curtis, wait on Bruce, he's still gimpy. Play Stevens, he's a big target and the Rams dont have someone to gaurd him in the redzone. I like Engram if the Rams go heavy zone, since Engram is really just a possesion guy. Joey J gets another start, so go with him, he's like a tight end for them. Sit both defenses, play both kickers. And watch the scoring go nuts.
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Zona at Detroit;
Both teams suck shaft. Really, can you imagine a worse matchup? Both teams have major QB issues. I have no idea why McCown isn't the unquestioned starter in Arizona. Fuck Warner. Yeah I'm sure he's a good character guy and what not, let him be that on the sidelines. Put in the talent and let your young QB develop or atleast see if he can be your future. Harrington on the other hand is done, stick a fork in him. He's a tool shed, a complete moop. I'd rather have Tim Couch, where the fuck is Couch anyway? With all these shitty QB's in this league you'd think a player of his pedigree could get a look. It would be really sad to have to hang out with Tim now, talk about a fall from grace. In any case the Lions are a mess. All that recieving talent hasn't done shit. Kevin Jones is looking more and more like a Barlow and less like a McGahee. Their defense can be solid at times, but is young and needs to mature. The Cardinals are a mess too, but thats expected. They have no running game, none. Larry emerging is a nice story, but the defense is the major story there. They were supposed to be much better, with additions to their secondary and another year in Greens system. Well that didnt work out. The team is decimated by injury on defense, but they suck regardless. I like the Cardinals, thats right, the flamers from phoenix will win.
Good plays; Fittz is a great play here, Bryant Johnson is a good bye/injury fill in. The Cards need a TE, that would open things up. Play the Lions defense, they are agressive if anything. The Lions have few plays here; Pollard is a good fill in player, Jones is hurt, and his back ups suck so stay away their. Maybe, if your in like a 16 team league, play Garcia, other than that this game will be gross and viewed only in two markets.
Minny at NYG;
Don't believe the hype. The Viking suck. So they crushed the Lions. Who gives a fuck? Some are saying that they still have a shot in that division, but they will not catch the Bears. All they'll catch is boat aids and scurvy. I hate Mike Tice. If any of you know me or read this crap, you know that I do not think highly of Baby Huey, he's a gorrilla with a clip board. Fire him now. The Vikings have some good players on both sides of the ball. They just have little direction. They need a hard nosed coach to come in and clean this mess up. That being said, the Giants are the surprise team of the NFC this year. They are young and talented on offense. Their defense is aging, but still has legs. They tend to give up big passes, but are stout in general on the run. They will have a feild day getting throught the porous Vikings O-line. This to me has blow out all over it. The Giants really believe in their scheme and are commited to get the division. They know that building a lead is crucial as they lead up to several division battles.
Good plays; Tiki has been hot and cold, but he's a safe bet here, Shock nuts is a beast, he's the second best fantasy tight end, Jacobs isnt a good play ever really, I mean in retrospect he gets his TDs, but you cant tell when theyll come, outside of touchdowns he's worthless. Eli will have a great day, as will Plax (he'll go nuts), especially since Smoot is out likely for the year. Toomer is a fine bye week play. Sit your Vikings, Moore was looking good for a minute but gorilla boy ruined that didnt he, Bennett is not a start this week either. Play both kickers and the Giants defense.
Washington at Tampa;
A few weeks back this game would be a top match-up. I never liked Tampa's team. They have a good defense, but are undersized and can be worn down if you keep them on the field. The Skins are a year ahead thanks to the play of Moss and Brunell. Word out of the capital is that Brunell was still hampered by a severe hamstring injury last year, and it affected his deep ball. Moss on the other hand was limited by the arm of Pennington and the game plan of Edwards. His production will not stop, he's gonna be a top 5 reciever. Tampa relied heavily on Caddy, and may have burnt him out super early. He had a 37 carry game, thats nearly two games of work in one. Gruden is a great coach, but needs to address his QB and offensive line to become a contender. I like the Skins to win a tough road game.
Good plays; Despite what I said about Brunell overall, he's not a great fantasy play here, Santana is, but Mark may have a tough time against the blitz. Play Portis for yards and receptions. Cooley is a reception play. Both defenses are plays, kickers as well. Galloway is the only good play in the Bucs offense, with Caddy looking shitty lately.
Houston at Indy;
Carr is gonna be under fire all day. Thats an understatment. The passing game actually has a little life now though. Gaffney played well in Johnson's absence. Now that Andre is back, look for the Texans offense to improve. Just not this week. If Davis starts though, he could play well. He has a great history against the Colts, and ran for 98 and a TD two weeks ago. Freeney is a monster, and the Houston line is ill equipped to counter the Colts pass rush. Even though I do see a pule in Houston, they are a defensive mess. The Colts offense is finding a perfect balance. I doubted the Colts for a long time. I still think a healthy Steelers team is gonna give them problems. But I have to admit that they are an excellent team. Dungy built that Tampa team and Gruden coached his players to a chip. The crazy thing is that a Manning super bowl doesen't seem so crazy anymore. The Colts will dominate, and put up big numbers.
Good plays; play all the Colts, even Stokely if you want, they will score and move the ball at ease, Edge will have great totals, but Manning may get the TDs this week. Play Davis or Wells, whoever starts is a good #2 option. Johnson is an ok bye week play, but be cautious, Carr may not be able to get it to him. Play the Colts defense.
Green Bay at Atlanta;
The Pack lick sack. They are not a good team at all. Favre battles and all that shit, but I really wish he would have retired last year, and left with a good year. The Packers are poorly coached and poorly managed. The team has major line issues on both sides. Favre is gone soon and Green is likely done in Green Bay. This game will be fairly close though. Favre will play well this week. He may turn it over a few times, but his arm will keep them alive. The Falcons are a dominant home team. That dome is loud, and the team is the fastest in the league. Despite Green Bay's success against the run this year, Dunn and Vick will gash them all day. The Falcons have a tough schedule coming up and know the wins will be needed.
Good Plays; Favre and Vick are both good starts, Dunn and Gado are also good plays, look at Finneran, if he has another good week it could be the start of something, Crumpler and Franks are good plays, Driver and Chatman are good looks, Ferguson is back but wont play every down, play the Atlanta defense for sacks, and play both kickers.
KC at Buffalo;
The Bills are a tough talented team. They need to open up their passing game. Hocolmbe isn't a bad QB. He was effective in Cleveland. In the future this offense could benifit from a pass catching tight end. For now they need to utilize Moulds in possesion and Evans deep. McGahee can be a work horse if you let him. The defense has suffered major injuries but they still boast one of if not the best secondary in the league. The Chiefs are eyeing the playoffs. The division is not out of reach. With Priest out for the rest of the season, Larry gets a chance to be a true feature back. He has 17 TDs in his past 16 games. So it's a little scary to think what he can do with all the touches. Tony G is waking up too. The team desperately needs Roaf back though, he's out again and it puts major stress on pass protection. This will be a good game. Both teams will put up numbers. I like KC in a close game that comes down to a field goal.
Good plays; McGahee and LJ are must plays, they will go nuts, Tony G and Kennison could get good receptions, but TDs are tough to get in Buffalo with those corners and safeties. Play moulds for receptions. Evans may play well but you cant trust him yet. Play both kickers.
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injury status
its a cool story, but major dissapointment when you see them
looks and touches
Denver at Oakland;
The Broncos come off of a bye looking to take control of the division. With the Chiefs and Chargers right behind them, a win in Oakland is a must. Two months ago that would be easy. Turner began the year going deep often and giving Jordan minimal touches. Not one win. When Lamont gets the ball 20 times the team is undefeated. Much like the Rams are learning, the Raiders now realize that a power back opens up the game. With all the hype focused on Moss, it's Jordan who has emerged as the engine of the Raiders attack. He is a versatile and explosive back. He has never had less than 4 catches in a game and is on pace for 80 receptions. Moss on the other hand has no more than 5 catches in any single game. Even when healthy Moss remains a deep threat first. He is not a complete reciever in every sense. The Raiders need to address the QB situation for long term success. I wouldnt be surprised if they go after one of the Charger's boys or trade up in the draft. Collins is a (former) lush with no long term promise. With all that talent on offense, a QB down the road would be nice. The defense is a complete mess. With the exception of Burgess, their line and secondary is suspect. The Broncos have established a solid defensive scheme. They have athletic ends and an elite LB core. If anything it's the touted secondary that fails them. I like the Broncos this year. They have depth on offense with no one real star. Plummer isn't beating teams (except philly) himself anymore, he is managing victories. The Broncos will win in a hotly contested shoot out.
Good Plays; I like Plummer and Collins in this one, both should see 2 TDs, it's hard to say who I'd start between Mike Anderson and Bell, start em both; they are both top 12-15 backs, Jordan is a no brainer here. Porter has really surprised, he is the best play in this passing offense, Moss however is gimpy, but you must have invested heavily in him, so you must play him if he's a go, just dont expect more than decoy numbers. No tight end here is consistant, I like Rod Smith here for good totals. But Lelie could be the one with a super long TD. Sit both defenses, and play both kickers.
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NYJ at Carolina;
The Jets are a tough team. They play hard despite major injury. I think Edwards is done though. His offense is unimaginative even when healthy. They traded a high second round pick for Doug Jolley. Good move boys. They have a scarcity of young talent on offense. In my opinion it's rebuild time. Give up on Chad and you'll need to scout Martin's replacement soon. Pay Vilma and Ellis/Abraham and stock up on o-line in the draft. In two years they could be a playoff team. Edwards has them playing tough, but there is a very real limit on this teams potential, regardless of injury. Carolina is on the other side of the spectrum. John Fox's teams always play hard. But they also have potent talent on both sides and a very real vertical passing attack. Can you imagine this years team with Mushin? It would be the top fantasy offense. The defense is diesel after a slow start. They are begining to recover from the major loss of Jenkins. The Panthers and Falcons are the class of the NFC. The Panthers will kill whoever quarterbacks for the Jets, look for a pig raping in this one.
Good plays; Curtis Martin and Coles are the only plays, marginal, but play them. Davis is a TD machine, start him for sure. Delhomme may not go off here, but Smith is a safe bet, even with Ty on him. Play the Panthers defense for sure, and play both kickers.
what the fuck you thinks gonna happen? their spleens are gonna be ruptured in bout 5 minutes
New England at Miami;
The Pats need to win. You don't hear that often. But it's true. They are 4-4 just like the Birds are. It's not nearly as tough of a road as the Eagles have though. The AFC east is super weak. The Pats can easily make the playoffs this year. That being said they need to take care of a feisty Fins squad. Sabin will have this team winning very soon. But he needs a QB to take them there. This will be a very physical game, but the Dolphins can't keep up with Brady's arm. This will be a fairly easy win for the champs. Even though the Dolphins can run well with their tandem, they can't overcome their passing game's weakness.
Good Plays; Brady went off on the Colts, he will be solid here too, good for 250 and a pair, I like Branch, hes on pace for a very solid year, play him as your #2 even. Ricky is hurting Brown's value, but I really like Brown this week, the Pats give up numbers. McMichael has been average at best since his torrid start, play him though, he can get open against this LB core. Play the Pats defense, not for totals, but for turnovers and sacks. Corey is a play, since Pass is hurt and the Fins were gashed last week by Dunn. Play both kickers, and sit the Fins defense.
Cleveland at Pitt;
Get ready for some ugly football. Lots of running and hitting. Batch and Dilfer are'nt exactly top guns, never were. But both teams have tough running games to look to. Only difference is that the Steelers boast a mean veteran defense that can contain Droughns. Duce on the other hand, will have all day to run against an improving but suspect Browns defense. Romeo needs two more drafts to have his defense readt to contend. For now it seems that the Browns are content to compete in many games, and lose many as well. The Steelers are too smart and tough to lose this game. It all proves how important that Ben guy really is to his team. The Stillers win in a semi close game.
Good plays; Batch generally ruins the passing game, although I do see Ward producing nice numbers in this game. Batch kills Millers value, play him if you must. Start Duce if you added him, he's a great play this week. Play the Steel defense and play both kickers. Play Droughns if you must, and look for Braylon and Bryant to play well, but in general sit the Browns.
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Bmore at Jax;
Both teams boast physical mean defenses. Both rely heavily on their running game and special teams. The difference with these teams being success. Jacksonville plays stout agressive defense, utilizing its super talented tackles and their superb pass defense. Leftwitch is a very solid pocket QB, and their passing game will mature as their young recievers develop. For now though the team must rely on Greg Jones to move the ball, with Freddy "doubtful" Taylor out with an ankle injury. No matter what Del Rio has this team going in the right direction. Billick on the other hand is a clown shoe. Void of humility and class, he continues to display his anemic offense every week. Jamal Lewis looks 32, not 25. Chester Taylor should get some love pretty soon, since he can produce when given the oppurtunity. Billick is loyal to his players, thats great, but your players suck coach. Kyle Boller has never produced, draft/trade whatever, get a new QB dick. The team made serious financial commitments this offseason to it's passing game. None of that has helped. The defense is suspect now as well. Atleast their issues are due to the injuries of Reed and Lewis, elite players. This will be a very close game. I like the Jags in a kickers battle.
Good Plays; wow, there are not many fantasy stand outs here, play both defenses, Jax especially. Play Mason and Smith, both are talented but are limited by their offense's focus, Wilford is an acceptable plug in player, Lefty likes him. Sit Byron though. Play Greg Jones, and if you must, play Jamal. Heap should get looks, but again he's limited by his QB play. Play both kickers.
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San Fran at Chicago;
The Bears are a solid team. They play old school football. Hit the shit out of you, and run the ball down your throat. It generally works for them. San Fran has actually been a tougher team than many expected. Mike Nolan is the reason for that success. He has his young defense playing tough. Their offense is kaka poopy, but that defense and special teams has kept them in several games. That being said the Bears will donkey fuck this fools. Too much defense to handle. The Chicago defense is among, if not is the best defense in the league. Urlacher may get defensive player of the year. If Orton or Grossman ever develops into a solid starter this team can go far.
Good Plays; play Benson if Jones cant go, Muhammed is now a #3 in fantasy, sit all Niners, really, if you have them on your team your a moron anyway. Barlow isnt complete dogshit, but he's pretty close, he's a bust though in real football. Play both defenses, really, play the Niners if your in a bind, they are a good group.
St.Louis at Seattle;
The Rams are a better team without Martz. His best show on turf bullshit is over. The league adjusts to offenses. Look at the Colts for example, they had to alter their look to be a great team. The Rams invested wisely in Steven Jackson, he's a beast. I hope they realize that he's a major reason in how they win. The run game keeps their undersized defense fresh, allowing them to make the big plays they are known for. So while Martz yells at his wife and clutches his chest every time he sees Jackson run, the Rams are actually playing balanced football. I also hope the return of Bulger, Holt and Bruce doesen't change this reality. It is possible to utilize both parts of your offense. Seattle is a perfect example. Hassleback has a lot of yards, and a reasonable scoring output. Shaun is a monster, and will not be stopped or contained. This game is for the division. If Seattle wins, they have a big lead and a very favorable schedule to play out. The Rams know this. In a close game, I actually like the Rams. Thats crazy, since Seattle plays so well at home, but I like the Rams new look.
Good plays; Play Matt and Marc, they will play well, play Steven and Shaun, they are top 5 backs. Play Holt and Curtis, wait on Bruce, he's still gimpy. Play Stevens, he's a big target and the Rams dont have someone to gaurd him in the redzone. I like Engram if the Rams go heavy zone, since Engram is really just a possesion guy. Joey J gets another start, so go with him, he's like a tight end for them. Sit both defenses, play both kickers. And watch the scoring go nuts.
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Zona at Detroit;
Both teams suck shaft. Really, can you imagine a worse matchup? Both teams have major QB issues. I have no idea why McCown isn't the unquestioned starter in Arizona. Fuck Warner. Yeah I'm sure he's a good character guy and what not, let him be that on the sidelines. Put in the talent and let your young QB develop or atleast see if he can be your future. Harrington on the other hand is done, stick a fork in him. He's a tool shed, a complete moop. I'd rather have Tim Couch, where the fuck is Couch anyway? With all these shitty QB's in this league you'd think a player of his pedigree could get a look. It would be really sad to have to hang out with Tim now, talk about a fall from grace. In any case the Lions are a mess. All that recieving talent hasn't done shit. Kevin Jones is looking more and more like a Barlow and less like a McGahee. Their defense can be solid at times, but is young and needs to mature. The Cardinals are a mess too, but thats expected. They have no running game, none. Larry emerging is a nice story, but the defense is the major story there. They were supposed to be much better, with additions to their secondary and another year in Greens system. Well that didnt work out. The team is decimated by injury on defense, but they suck regardless. I like the Cardinals, thats right, the flamers from phoenix will win.
Good plays; Fittz is a great play here, Bryant Johnson is a good bye/injury fill in. The Cards need a TE, that would open things up. Play the Lions defense, they are agressive if anything. The Lions have few plays here; Pollard is a good fill in player, Jones is hurt, and his back ups suck so stay away their. Maybe, if your in like a 16 team league, play Garcia, other than that this game will be gross and viewed only in two markets.
Minny at NYG;
Don't believe the hype. The Viking suck. So they crushed the Lions. Who gives a fuck? Some are saying that they still have a shot in that division, but they will not catch the Bears. All they'll catch is boat aids and scurvy. I hate Mike Tice. If any of you know me or read this crap, you know that I do not think highly of Baby Huey, he's a gorrilla with a clip board. Fire him now. The Vikings have some good players on both sides of the ball. They just have little direction. They need a hard nosed coach to come in and clean this mess up. That being said, the Giants are the surprise team of the NFC this year. They are young and talented on offense. Their defense is aging, but still has legs. They tend to give up big passes, but are stout in general on the run. They will have a feild day getting throught the porous Vikings O-line. This to me has blow out all over it. The Giants really believe in their scheme and are commited to get the division. They know that building a lead is crucial as they lead up to several division battles.
Good plays; Tiki has been hot and cold, but he's a safe bet here, Shock nuts is a beast, he's the second best fantasy tight end, Jacobs isnt a good play ever really, I mean in retrospect he gets his TDs, but you cant tell when theyll come, outside of touchdowns he's worthless. Eli will have a great day, as will Plax (he'll go nuts), especially since Smoot is out likely for the year. Toomer is a fine bye week play. Sit your Vikings, Moore was looking good for a minute but gorilla boy ruined that didnt he, Bennett is not a start this week either. Play both kickers and the Giants defense.
Washington at Tampa;
A few weeks back this game would be a top match-up. I never liked Tampa's team. They have a good defense, but are undersized and can be worn down if you keep them on the field. The Skins are a year ahead thanks to the play of Moss and Brunell. Word out of the capital is that Brunell was still hampered by a severe hamstring injury last year, and it affected his deep ball. Moss on the other hand was limited by the arm of Pennington and the game plan of Edwards. His production will not stop, he's gonna be a top 5 reciever. Tampa relied heavily on Caddy, and may have burnt him out super early. He had a 37 carry game, thats nearly two games of work in one. Gruden is a great coach, but needs to address his QB and offensive line to become a contender. I like the Skins to win a tough road game.
Good plays; Despite what I said about Brunell overall, he's not a great fantasy play here, Santana is, but Mark may have a tough time against the blitz. Play Portis for yards and receptions. Cooley is a reception play. Both defenses are plays, kickers as well. Galloway is the only good play in the Bucs offense, with Caddy looking shitty lately.
Houston at Indy;
Carr is gonna be under fire all day. Thats an understatment. The passing game actually has a little life now though. Gaffney played well in Johnson's absence. Now that Andre is back, look for the Texans offense to improve. Just not this week. If Davis starts though, he could play well. He has a great history against the Colts, and ran for 98 and a TD two weeks ago. Freeney is a monster, and the Houston line is ill equipped to counter the Colts pass rush. Even though I do see a pule in Houston, they are a defensive mess. The Colts offense is finding a perfect balance. I doubted the Colts for a long time. I still think a healthy Steelers team is gonna give them problems. But I have to admit that they are an excellent team. Dungy built that Tampa team and Gruden coached his players to a chip. The crazy thing is that a Manning super bowl doesen't seem so crazy anymore. The Colts will dominate, and put up big numbers.
Good plays; play all the Colts, even Stokely if you want, they will score and move the ball at ease, Edge will have great totals, but Manning may get the TDs this week. Play Davis or Wells, whoever starts is a good #2 option. Johnson is an ok bye week play, but be cautious, Carr may not be able to get it to him. Play the Colts defense.
Green Bay at Atlanta;
The Pack lick sack. They are not a good team at all. Favre battles and all that shit, but I really wish he would have retired last year, and left with a good year. The Packers are poorly coached and poorly managed. The team has major line issues on both sides. Favre is gone soon and Green is likely done in Green Bay. This game will be fairly close though. Favre will play well this week. He may turn it over a few times, but his arm will keep them alive. The Falcons are a dominant home team. That dome is loud, and the team is the fastest in the league. Despite Green Bay's success against the run this year, Dunn and Vick will gash them all day. The Falcons have a tough schedule coming up and know the wins will be needed.
Good Plays; Favre and Vick are both good starts, Dunn and Gado are also good plays, look at Finneran, if he has another good week it could be the start of something, Crumpler and Franks are good plays, Driver and Chatman are good looks, Ferguson is back but wont play every down, play the Atlanta defense for sacks, and play both kickers.
KC at Buffalo;
The Bills are a tough talented team. They need to open up their passing game. Hocolmbe isn't a bad QB. He was effective in Cleveland. In the future this offense could benifit from a pass catching tight end. For now they need to utilize Moulds in possesion and Evans deep. McGahee can be a work horse if you let him. The defense has suffered major injuries but they still boast one of if not the best secondary in the league. The Chiefs are eyeing the playoffs. The division is not out of reach. With Priest out for the rest of the season, Larry gets a chance to be a true feature back. He has 17 TDs in his past 16 games. So it's a little scary to think what he can do with all the touches. Tony G is waking up too. The team desperately needs Roaf back though, he's out again and it puts major stress on pass protection. This will be a good game. Both teams will put up numbers. I like KC in a close game that comes down to a field goal.
Good plays; McGahee and LJ are must plays, they will go nuts, Tony G and Kennison could get good receptions, but TDs are tough to get in Buffalo with those corners and safeties. Play moulds for receptions. Evans may play well but you cant trust him yet. Play both kickers.
That tampon string is funny as shit...is that that Carolina cheerleader slut that everyones been talking about?
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