Week 1 Fantasy Matchups;
Football is back in just 6 hours. I don't know if I'll masturbate less but I'll definitely watch more football. Sunday is back. Fucking heaven is back (not like sticking your cock in a cloud); wings, stat-tracker, beer, man law and gambling. Laughing at your friend’s star player getting carted off in week one is a great time. The summer of speculation and hype is over, it’s time to pay dividends. Let’s start;
Thursday Night Game; Miami @ Pittsburgh 8 PM NBC
Get them lineups right homey there’s a game tonight;
Pittsburgh; No Ben or Bus and a gimpy Hines, but don’t assume the Steelers are gonna lay down. Willie is a stud in my opinion who can help carry the offense. Not so sure Batch can handle the Miami pass rush. This game should be a grind since the Steelers will slow the game. Sit all but four Steelers; Start Ward; the only Korean who can own a bodega and retain street cred. Dude is a gamer, I am worried though that his hammy is still an issue; he missed two games last year with one. Batch could lean on him though; 7 rec 90 yards.Fast Willlie could have a very good campaign
Willie could have excellent numbers; 120 total and a TD with 4-5 receptions. The only other plays are the D and Heath Miller (TD threat) in a deeper league.
Miami; Personally I took a chance on C-Pep and I’m excited to see what he looks like on a big stage. The corny joke all summer was; what can Brown do for you? Well this one is supposed to do a lot. Ronnie Brown is being hyped like no other back right now. He is young and has the position locked up with no competition. Start several Miami players; The Fins will feed Ronnie often on the ground and in the screen game look for 90 total yards and a TD with 3 receptions or so. Daunte will look to McMichael early to establish a rhythm. He hasn’t been in a real game in a minute, he needs to settle. C-Pep goes for 260 and 2 TDs, with at least one INT. Chambers and McMichael should each top 5 catches with a potential TD as they will carry the passing attack all season. I know I’m hyping up this Miami offense but I like their balance and athleticism. Even rookie Derek Hagan could play a role tonight. Start the Fins defense as well, they could feast on Batch tonight.C-Pep is back; but is he back?
I like Miami tonight; their defense is certainly capable of stifling Charlie. The offense can score at least 2 TDs tonight. It will be a close game regardless since the Steelers will look to grind. Good luck and get your players in tonight.
